papa muje b shadi krni hai
Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.
Aai aai Diwali aai..
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauj manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”…
A’; ki biwi B”;
“A” ki Biwi “B”, “B” ki Bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ka dada “G” “G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”, To batao ‘A” or “T” ka kya rishta ha ??? Answer= Husband nd Wife
love,Ideas ‘n knowledge
Love, Ideas ‘n knowledge are no one’s Personal Property. They belong to a person who expresses them in the “Best Way”! :))
You are feeling down
You are feeling down and so am i with u NOT around. Hope you get back in the swing of things real soon
beautiful prayer
^~BEAUTIFUL PRAYER~^ O ALLAH… Enlighten what is Dark in Me, Strengthen what is Weak in Me, Mend what is Broken in Me, Bind what is Bruised in Me, Heal what is Sick in Me, Straighten what is Crooked in Me and Revive whatever Peace and Love has Died in Me..!…
holy Quran
Ramzan A month of Special Blessings from Almighty Allah, Roza, Namaaz, Holy Quran “s recitation, Taraveeh n A month to do the best wd all….! happy Ramadan
we r walking and ….
Arrange marriage means that we r walking and suddenly a snake bites.. But love marriage means u go 2 snake and say.. Ly kat ly.. Kat naaaa. Nai nai tu kat
What can you do for me
Girl : What can you do for me Boy : i would die for you Girl : I don’t like you Boy : Why? … Girl: I m looking for Someone who would live for me not Someone who would just die and leave me alone 🙁
Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno
Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno Mera Tum Bin Dil Veeran Suno Her Subha Ki Ronak Tum Se Hai Mere Raat K Roshan Chaand Suno Tera Sab Se, Her Andaaz Alag Tere Hansnay Se Ho Shaam Dhanak Tere Bin Her Subha Shaam Suno Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno Ek…
Live Well and Happily….
Live well And Happily, Its the best revenge to those…, Who have hurt you And avoided you…!! So Keep Smiling….
I wanted To Wish You Good Night…
.:!i!i!:. Sörry (“.)!i!i!i!i!i:. Mera ¿J ¿J ¿J Kachwa Låtè Ho Gya I wåñtèd Tø Wìsh Ü *Gööd Ñìght*.. Büt Hè Wålkèd Tö S£øw, So G¤¤d M¤rning
We Often Fail 2 Understand…
We Often Fail 2 Understand the Feelings of 1 Who Is Very Close 2 Our Heart. Bcoz the Book When Held Very Close 2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read!!
Khele holi hum tere sang..
Khaa key gajiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mirdang, khele holi hum tere sang. “HOLI MUBARAK”
Dil jorne wala koi nahi
Iss bedard zamane mein hamdard humsa koi nahi, Dil todne wale bohat hai dil jorne wala koi nahi.
Mujhe kabhi deta nahi
Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi? Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
God created you
God created you from the finest materials like star for your eyes, Moon for your face, Milk for your skin, Pearl for your tooth, Rose for your lips, & Lotus for your cheeks.
Ek SMS ki qeemat
Ek SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? sab SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera ek sms, sub k Mobile ki shan hota hay mera ek SMS, har kisi ki inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera ek SMS.
Wish u all the best
Care for the one who shares with u, Share with the one who knows u, Know the one who misses u, Miss the one who well wishes for u, Wish u all the best
A responsible man as a husband
Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I’m responsible!
Shall I sell you?
The time since I met you, I have realised that a friend Like you is worth a million dollars. So if you dont mind… … … … … Shall I sell you?
Blue be the sky above you
Blue be the sky above you, Soft be the road below you, Affection be the breeze around you, I pray all the happiness surrounds you. Good Morning.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
On this special day, best wishes go to you that this wonderful love u share lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love.
Press down if u miss me
Press down if u miss me… – – – – – So u miss me? U r so sweet. – – – Ok u can stop! – – – – – Still pressing? U really miss me! – – – – – Still pressing? – – – – – I…
It spells mother
Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
Sending u 1000 smiles
Sending u 1000 smiles, take 1 for now n keep the remaining 999 under ur pillo, pick out 1 every time u think of me b’coz I wanna c u smiling always .
vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal…
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
Dard bhara ek shair arz hai…
Dard bhara ek shair arz hai… hath pe lag gayi sui arz kiya hai hath pe lag gayi sui zara tawajja se sunain hath pe lag gayi sui oui oui oui oui oui 🙂
I have someting 4 u..
I have someting 4 u. Close ur eyes…. 1 2 3 4 5 6 … … … CHEATER!!! U didn’t close your eyes. So nothing 4 u Except My love & prayers “Happy Independence Day “:)