ap ny kya socha
ap ny kya socha pigham nahi ayega socha yeh dost apko yunhi bhool gye ga yeh to adat hai ‘humari satany ki warna itna piyara dost EID pr kn bhulana chahye ga……..
kbi shehar jana
Kbi Shehar Jana Kbi Gaon Jana Kbi Is Raste Jana Kbi Us Raste Jana Shahi Swari Bhej Rhi Hon Mza Na Aye To Utr Jana (\ /) /¤¤) “^—-;”; \,,/”( , , )\\ // \\ // \\ CNG, Petrol, Diesel Kuch Nhi Sirf 10Rs Ki Ghaas Khilana Or Poooora Din…
woh to deewana the jo tanha chhor gaye
Woh To Deewane The Jo Tanha Chhor Gaye Wo Na Ruk Sake To Ankho Mein Apna Saaya Chhor Gaye Hume Gham Hai Is Baat Ka Ke Woh Dil Se Kiya Wada, Hathon Se Tor Gaye…
darling dont say
BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaror bataongi kameeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj se pyar kary ga:
NAMAZ is a full body tonic
Medical Science Proved It. *Long Sajda : No Heart Problem Increase Eye sight, Brain work & Face beauty *Rukoo with straight legs No knees/joints problems. Straight standing after Rukoo, No Back bone problems Namaz improves Digestive system. In Short, NAMAZ is a full body tonic.
A soft smile is just enough…
A true & caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, A soft smile is just enough, B’coz its not the mouth that speaks, Its the heart that feels..
Each Moment In Life Is Precious…
A Butterfly Lives 4 Only 14 Days, Bt Stil It Flys Joyfuly Capturing Many Hearts Each Moment In Life Is Precious. BE HAPPY & KEEP WINNING HEARTS.
Sincere person will be felt when we are Alone…!
The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty… Same way, the affection of a sincere person will be felt when we are Alone…!
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho, dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho, to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..
Never cry for those who don’t deserve ur tears
Never cry for those who don’t deserve ur tears but who deserve your tears never let you cry
Dard-e-dil mein gam ki kaliya khilti hai
Dard-e-dil mein gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab toh tanhai bhi aksar humse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse yaad karna, Humari parchhayi bhi humse ruth kar chalti hai.
Fly aboard
Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? – – – – – – – – – – Answer: Our Sita maata with Ravan to lanka!
A Sardar invested 2 Lakh
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U know what the business was in? – He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
Bhula kar dekh lo
Reh na paoge bhula kar dekh lo, Yakin na aaye toh aajma kar dekh lo, Har jagah mehsus hogi meri kami, Apni mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekh lo.
Phone ek Mandhir
Phone ek Mandhir, Sms uska Bhagwan, Sms bhejne wala Pujari, Sms padhne wala Bhakt, Padhkar sms na karne wala Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.
If kisses were water
If kisses were water, I will give U sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give U a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give U a galaxy, If friendship is life, I will give U mine.
I request u, don’t eat sugar
Smokers have a smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholic heart, I request u, don’t eat sugar, Bcoz u already have a sweet heart
“Happy Mother’s Day” means more
“Happy Mother’s Day” means more than have a happy day. Within those words lie lots of things we never get to say. It means I love you first of all, Then thanks for all you do. It means you mean a lot to me, And that I honor you. But…
The amount I miss u
When it will rain next time, try to catch the drops in ur hands, the drops u will catch is the amount u miss me and the drops u miss is the amount i miss u.
Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!
Watch ND tv news jaldi!!! India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka, Players got cought in drug test! Bewakuf April fool!
A chinese question:
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo Hua, So Hua.
Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
If you love someone
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
Ek pathan ko UFONE main operator ki job mili….
Ek pathan ko UFONE main operator ki job mili Pehle he din us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya Because first call: Sir meri UFONE ki SIM block ho gai hai pathan: to pagal ZONG le lo na 🙂
Positive-thinking poem:
Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don’t worry u don’t cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive 🙂
Diwali aai, masti chai, rangi rangoli..
Diwali aai, masti chai, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhadaye, “Happy Diwali”
have I told you
Have I told you littey how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life…
ROse for you
A Beautiful Rose for a Rose ….._.;_’.-._ …{`–..-.’_,} .{;..\,__…-’/} .{ ..’-`.._;..-’; ….`’–.._..-’ ……..,–\\..,-”- . ……..`-..\(..’-…\ I Am Sending Rose For You
Rain rain go away
Rain rain go away , come again another day i sung this poem yesterday that’s y rain come today
