Don’t call me now
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.
Extra sheet plz
Kayamat kay din jaab farishtoon nay sab say kaha Ye lo copy or is per apnay tammam gunah likhoo Is waqt sab nay apnay apnay gunah likhay lakin Achanak wahan say aap ki aawaz aaye extra sheet plz.
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho
Diwali parva hai khushiyon ka, Ujalo ka, laxmi ka…Iss diwali aapka zindagi khushiyon se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho. Happy Diwali.
Diwali aai masti chahi rangi rangoli
Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli, Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan, Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali”
Tum jo bhi ho
Tum jo bhi ho, Mere dil main ho! Tu kahi bhi ho, Khush raho! Dil ko patther na bano! Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi! Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!
Life ho to aise
Life ho to aise… Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko mangni, Thursday ko barat, Friday ko fighting, Satursday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next.
Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Holi aayeere Holi aayeere
Chhootey na rang aisi rang de chunariya dhobaniya dhoye chaahey sari umariya Ho man ko rang dega saanvariya Tore kaaran ghar se aaye hoon nikalke sunaadey zara baansuria Holi aayeere aayeere Holi aayeere
Har dua me unka saath manga
Pyasi nigaho ne harpal unka dedar manga, Jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga. Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse, Jab humne apni har dua me unka saath manga.
Ankhain bhi wohi hain dareecha bhi wohi hai
Ankhain bhi wohi hain dareecha bhi wohi hai aur soch k aangan main utrata bhi wohi hai jis ne mery jazboon ki sadaqat ko naa jana abb meri rafaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi hai
“””””””””Golden Words”””””””””””
“””””””””Golden Words””””””””””” Kam to kal per na taalo…!!!!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Woh parson bhi hosakta hai 😉
why can’t get all the people together
Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
be the kind of guy
Be the kind of guy that doesn’t ignore her When you’re with your friends. Hold her tighter and kiss her a little bit harder, just to make them jealous. !
A rabbit Runs jumps
A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn’t Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night 🙂
kash tu mera bakra hota
Kash tu mera Bakra hota Main tujay Ghass Khilata or pyar se tere seengh Hilata or Poochta pagal Kaun??? Tu ya Main ?? Or tu piyaar se Bolta Main Main… happy bakra eid
walk humbly
Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May ALLAH bless & protect you!
jUSTICE
“Faith has four pillars: patience, certainty, justice, and struggle.” By Imam Ali (a.s)
F l i r t i n g
F l i r t i n g Is a habit for those who are “Single” It is their way of saying I m Free. But For those who are “Committed”, It is their way of saying I m Bored. . . =P =D Agree or not???
Muje Khonay Se Drta tha_
Meri Aankhon Pe Mrta tha_ Meri Batoon Pe Hansta tha_ Na Jane Shakhs tha Kaisa_ Muje Khonay Se Drta tha_ Muje Jab B Wo Milta tha_ Yehi Her Bar Kehta tha_ Suno! Main Bhool Jaon to_ Agar Main Rooth Jaon to_ Kabi Wapis Na Aaon to_ Bhula Pao gay Sab…
Try to achieve higher education…
Shakespear’s Mother Said him: You are very weak in English. If you fail this time, I ll not let you continue your studies. Shakespeare did not pass M.A Eng. But now no one can pass M.A Eng. Without reading Shakespeare. Dont try to achieve the higher degrees but always try…
Some relations never demand presence..!
Some relations never demand presence..! It’s the confidence in the relation which makes u belive dat whenevr u need the person he wil always b wid u…!
Darkness is everywhere…
Darkness is everywhere The birds back at there”homes” Roads r “quite” Everybody is “sleeping” But i m not “u know” why? Just wanted 2 say u “GOOD NIGHT”
Bridge of success…
People will always throw stones in your path ! It dpends on u ! what do u make from it: A “Wall” of difficulties. OR, A “Bridge of success”.
Colors of life
May god gift u all the colors of life, Colors of joy, Colors of happiness, Colors of friendship, Colors of luv and All other colors U want to paint in ur life. Happy holi.
To become your friend
Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend. But never give a single chance to your Friend To become your enemy.
Bahut Dino se thi aasman ki sajish
Bahut Dino se thi aasman ki sajish Aaj puri hogayi hai unki khwaish Bhig lo yaar hame yaad Karke mausam mein Mubarak ho tumhe yeh khubsurat baarish!!
I want you
I want you to know our friendship means a lot: If you cry then I cry, If you laugh then I laugh, If you jump out the window, I look down then…I laugh again.
A Mother is someone
Mother U are wonderful, A Mother is someone, who’s special and dear, someone who’s loved, even more every year, She’s never too hurried, to smile and to care, she always takes time, to give and to share…
There’s trouble with the car
Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?…