From birth till my death
From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been… a headache !
how is sex related to math
how is sex related to math? add two person and a bed subtract cloths divide the legs multiply the strokes and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
About MAA:-
About MAA:- Dastan mery laad pyar ki Bas, Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai, Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey, Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai.
Pichkari ki Dhar..
Pichkari ki Dhar, Gulal ki bauchar, Apno ka pyar, Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi!!!!
1st friend :Bro can i use your phone
1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfirned? . . . 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial
the Happiest of people
The Happiest of People Don’t Necessarily Have The Best of Everything They Just Make The Most of Everything That Comes Along Their Way ..
ap ka sms nahi aya
| ! | !”\(-.-) | ! //> | ! _/\_ Tring … Tring Yaad Dilane Aaya Hoon Apke Sms Nhi Aa Rahe Sms Karo Wrna Ghanti Kharab Kar Ke Bhag Jaonga
Bht dinon se thi ye asmaan ki saazish
Bht Dinon Se Thi Ye Asmaan Ki Saazish Aj Puri Hui Unki Khuwahish Bhig Lo Apno Ko Yad Kr K Mubarak Ho Apko Ye Ajki Barish ,’,’Happy’,’, ,’Rainy,’,’ ‘To day’,
1st time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u. 1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u. 1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u. but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u
dil lga kr parthy hy.
Na cheno mery mulk ky nujwano sy facebook k service zardari ik yhi to wo book hy jo wo dil lga kr parthy hy..
The holy month of Ramadan enjoys a special importance
The holy month of Ramadan enjoys a special importance in the Islamic calendar. As the Holy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) said: “It is Allah’s Own month.” It is the chief of all months and the most glorious one. As we already know, ‘Fasting’ is one of the important pillars of Islam…
This is a special sorry to u
‘*@%SORRY%@* This is a special sorry to u , plz excuse my all mistakes before 15 Shaban, kyun ke 14 Shaaban ko maghrib ke baad aamaal naama change hone hain.., so I tell U sorry again’
Happiness always looks small…
Happiness always looks small if you hold it in ur hands. But when u learn to share it, u will realize how big & precious it is.. Always Be Happy… Gud Morning!
Never ignore person who loves you…
.:-)””*:._.:-)””*:. GÖÖD MORNING “+._.+*”*+._.+” Løve i$ the mø$t beåütifül trüth øf life, Never ignøre per$øn whø løve$ u.. $Übhå ~ BäKHäir:-*
Close Enough…
I saw her first in the words she wrote I saw her next in the words she spoke So many miles so far apart but close enough that she touched my heart…
bachcay ka full ticket lage ga…
conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
For Pepsi
For Pepsi “Shahrukh” For Coke “Aamir” For Mirinda “Vivek” For fanta “Rani” & For Thums Up “Akshay” Don’t worry For Bante wala soda “You” Cheers !!! “Happy April Fool Day”
Kabhi dil ko jalake roye
Kabhi dil ko kabhi samako jalake roye, Raat ke godh mein soo gaye jab sari duniya, Toh chand ko teri tasvir banake roye.
Solve the riddle
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it: R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E Send answer if u r a genius. It’s only 1 word. Solve n reply! ———- ——– —— —– —- —- Answer = SMILE
It hard to forget u
Forgetting you is hard to do. Forgetting me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never Forget this message, but not the sender.
Sardarji to doctor
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep forgetting things. Doctor : Since when do you have this problem? Sardarji : What problem?
Roshni mange aap se
Har khushi khushyan mange aap se har zindagi zinda dil mange aap se, ujala hi ujala ho aap ke mukaddar mein itna ki kal ka suraj bhi roshni mange aap se.
Deep jalte jagmagate rahe
Deep jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari, Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe. “Happy Diwali”
Ab tumhari bari
Kabhi kushi kabhi gam (Mere sms na hoga kam) Kabhi alvida na kahna (Sms karte rahna) Dhoom (Mere sms padke joom) Hera pheri (Ab tumhari bari)
If you ask for how long I’ll be Loving U?
If you ask for how long I’ll be Loving U? My answer will be I don’t know, Coz I really don’t know, Which is longer “FOREVER” or “ALWAYS”.
Arms of everlasting luv
Arms of everlasting luv Touch of sweet roses.. There is magic in the air Whenever ur there Mother, everything to U I owe May all pleasures of life come ur way Happy Mother’s day!!!!
SHUT UP
SHUT UP – – – – – S = Surprises 4 U H = Happiness 4 U U = Unlimited Love 4 U T = True Passion 4 U U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind P = Praying 4 U So Again… SHUT UP!
A wise man said: If you cant be a pencil…
A wise man said: If you cant be a pencil to write anyone’s Happiness, Then try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone’s Sorrow.
Har insan ki apni pahchan hoti hai.
Har insan ki apni pahchan hoti hai. magr hamare sms ki apni shan hoti hai. har kisi ko him nahi karte sms magar! jis ko karte hain hum sms usmain hamari jan hoti hai.
Hijar k Mausm mai yeh Barish ka barasna kaisa?
Hijar k Mausm mai yeh Barish ka barasna kaisa? Ek sehra se samandar ka guzarna kaisa? Ae mery DiL na pareshan ho tanha hoker Wo tery sath chala kab tha ‘Bicharna kaisa?