LOVE YOU MOM
Mujhe chand kehti thi MAA Sada choomti rehti thi MAA Main khush rahon is liye sary dukh sehti thi MAA Hoti thi srdi bht mgr mery kpry dhoti thi MAA LOVE YOU MOM.
Baitha tha intezar mein
Baitha tha intezar mein jiske na jane kabse, Achanak hawa ke jhoke ki trah woh aayi hai, Daud gayi jaise koi nayi khushi mere khoon mein achanak, Ke rago mein jo woh behta hai usme wahi toh samai hai.
Sardarji standing below a tube light
– Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Har roj mulakat nai hoti
Chahane se har baat nahi hoti, Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti….. Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai, Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..
Muskurati subah dekhi
Muskurati subah dekhi, Madhos saam dekha, Par aap jesa khubsurat aur sachha Hamsafar sirf aap hi ko dekha..
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
To the beautiful couple
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
Murgi ki paheli
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”. Paanch kaise? .. .. .. .. .. Socho Socho … .. .. .. .. .. Kaise Hua? .. .. .. ..…
Close ur eyes & imagine:
Close ur eyes & imagine: Chand ka bed, Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!! Nice na?? Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA…Good Night.
A good friend is like a good bra
A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
Jab main chahta hon “ALLAH” se bat karon ..
Jab main chahta hon “ALLAH” se bat karon To main”NAMAZ”parhta hon.Or jab main chahta hon k”ALLAH”mujse bat kare to m”QURAN”parhta hon (Khulafae Rashdin.R.A.T.A)
Mubarak Ho Aapko..HOLI ka..
Makkai ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirney, Khushiyon ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandni, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tayohar
when you really
When You Really Want To Slap Someone, Do It And Say Bloody Mosquito. :D:P
Be Thankful for the,,,,,
Be Thankful For The Bad Things in Life. For They Open Your Eyes To The Good Things You Weren’t Paying Attention to Before.
kaisi beeti Raat kissi se mat kehna
Kaisi Beeti Raat Kissi Se Mat Kehna Sapnon Wali Baat Kissi Se Mat Kehna Kaisay Uthay Badaal Or Kahan Takray Kaisi Hui Barsaat Kissi Se Mat Kehna
suno logo mein eid nahin manaon ga
Har baar ki tarah is bar bhi ansu bahaon ga, Suno logo, mein eid nahin manaoon ga, Sahu’on ga gham akele chupke chupke, Zakham apne na kisi ko dikhaon ga, Suno logo, mein eid nahin manaon ga. lage gi mehndi hathon per, urti phiren gi titliyaan Mein ponch ke ankhen,…
Larki k chakkar main
Aaj thande pani se mun dho ker ehsas hua.. K Titanic wale hero ki to watt laggai hogi larki k chakkar mein, Good morning
JEE LE apni zindagi
Larki: I love u Larka: Main bhi tum se I love u kahun to kya karogi? . . . . . . . Larki: Khushi se mar jaungi . . . . . . Larka: Ja meri behan JEE LE apni zindagi = P = D
Kitni Jaldi Ye Armaan Guzar Jata Hy
Kitni Jaldi Ye Armaan Guzar Jata Hy Pyaas Lgti Nahi Iftaar Guzar Jata Hy … Hum Gunahgaro’n Ki Maghfirat Kr Mere ALLAH Ibadat Hoti Nahi Aur Ramzan Guzar Jata Hy …
Wo Hoon main…
“MÄIN KÖÑ HÖÖÑ” ?,,,?,,,?,,,?,,,? Hatheli samney Rakhna,” K sab Aanso Giren uss main,” Jo Ruk jaega Honton par,” Samajh jana k “”Wo Hoon main”” Kabhi jo Chand ko deikho,” To Tum yun Muskura deina,” Jo chal Jaaye Hawa Thandi,” To Ankhein band kar leina,” Jo Jhonka Teiz ho sab se,”…
Beauty is Power and Smile is its Sword…
~:-) SMILE :-)~ “U r never fully DRESSED without a smile” (Martin Charnin) “Beauty is POWER; smile is its SWORD” (Charles Reade) “A smile is an INEXPENSIVE way to change ur LOOKS” (Charles Gordy) So keep smiling.. 🙂
Pehlay kiss karo..
Pehlay kiss karo.. Phir shirt utaro.. Phir fuck karo.. Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
Don’t go for looks, they can deceive
Don’t go for looks, they can deceive Don’t go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile bcoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright..
What’s your plan for Mother’s Day?
I was sitting in front of the TV the other day and decided to clean out my DVD , CD, and, video cassette collection. There were cassettes I had collected dating back 13 years! Most of them were my favorite movies. I enjoyed watching some of them again. I also…
Ek pal ehsaas ban ke aate ho
Ek pal ehsaas ban ke aate ho, Aur doosre pal khwaab ban ke udd jate ho, Yeh maloom hai ki tanhai se dar hai hame, Phir bhi baar baar tanha chod jate ho.
Dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi
Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hai maut nahi, Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi.
When I miss u
I’ve written on all bricks of wall “I miss u” & I want one brick to fall on your head So that u can understand how much it hurts when I miss u.
Whole body born in punjab…
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ? Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…
Lesson of life
Life is different than a teacher, a teacher teaches lesson and then takes an exam, but life takes the exam first and then teaches a lesson.