I LOVE MY MOTHER BEYOND LIMITS
Your Mother Bore You For 9 Months , She Watched Her Feet Swell, She Struggled To Climb Stairs, She Got Breathless Quick, She Bore Excruciating Pain, She Suffered Many Sleepless Nights, She Became Your Nurse, Your Chef, Your Teacher, your Cleaner, Your Launderette, Your Friend. She Struggled For You, But…
Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.. Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun.. . . . . Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?? 😀 ;))
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se, Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay. To Aisa Karen. . . . . . Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen. Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
Kahan tk sath do gay tum hmara…
Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh do na, Kahan tk sath do gay tum hmara, saaf keh do na, Judai ki tarha drya b apne sath chlta ha, Nahi milta kinare se kinara saaf keh do na, Bahane apni majbori k Q aa aa kar sunate ho, Qasoor is…
Successful People…
Successful People always have two things on their lips, Silence & Smile. Smile to solve the problems…. & Silence to avoid the problems….!!
AJEEB THA
“AJEEB THA” Kabi tarap utha mri aah se Kabi ashk se na pighal saka Sar-e-rah mila wo agr kabi To nazr chura k guzr gia Wo uter gia mri ankh se Mry dil se kiu na uter saka Wo chala gia jaha chor k Main waha se phir na palat…
Pehlay hath mein pakro!
Pehlay hath mein pakro! .. … Phir thook lagao? .. … Phir Seedha karo? ? .. … Phir andar ghussao??? .. … Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. 😉
Smile in Pleasure !!!
Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain  Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile bcoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!!
Nikal hi jayegi jaan unke iss yaar ki
Hogi kabhi inteha mere bhi intezaar ki, Khalegi kabhi kami unko mere bhi pyaar ki, Abhi maut ko rok rakha hai unke liye, Par kabhi toh nikal hi jayegi jaan unke iss yaar ki.
Sardarji’s intelligence
– How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Khushian ho overflow
Khushian ho overflow, Masti kabhi na ho low, Dosti ka surur chaya rahe, Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, Aisa aaye aapke liye, Diwali ka tyohar
Hum khud ko bhul jate
Bhulna hota agar aasan toh, Hum khud ko bhul jate, Uthkar iss duniya se, Aapki ankhon se baras jate.
Never waste an opportunity
Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone U really like B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana
Whats up guys? First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami. Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki, Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain, Ramailo sanga bitos… Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha. “Happy Dashain”
I miss you load
I miss you load, If u wanna know how much I miss u, Then try to find the Waves on the sea, The one you count is how much you miss me, And the ones you miss is how much I miss u, Miss you.
Phul sukh jate hain ek waqt ke baad
Phul sukh jate hain ek waqt ke baad, Log badal jate hain ek waqt ke baab, Hamari dost bhi tutegi ek waqt ke baad, Magar wo waqt aayega meri maut ke baad.
Dharti se aasmaa tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak “Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo” Hawa hi hawa hai. Happy April Fool Day
You are my sweet sona
You are my sweet sona, I don’t want to khona, Plz give me your heart ka kona, Otherwise I’ll start rona dhona.
Get someone 2 marry me
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
A!! Kiya bolti tu….
(“,)/ A! Kya <)) Bolta Tu? _/|_ (.”) A! Kya me <((> Bolon? _/|_ (“,)/ <)) Sun! _/|_ (.”) <((> _/|_ Suna! Yar Kabhi Chai Pe To Bula!
Jiske liye humne saari hadain paar kar di Faraz
Jiske liye humne saari hadain paar kar di Faraz aaj usne hi keh diya apni hadd main raha karo
a last card 4u
A 1st Card 4u *!’””‘””‘””‘””‘!* *! .+””+.+””+. !* *! + HAPPY + !* *! “+. .+” !* *! “+” !* *! DIWALI !* *!=============!*
i woke up this morning
I Woke Up This Morning Just Befo’ The Break Of Day. I Was Bitter, Blue And Black, Lawd. There Ain’t Nothing Else To Say.
Many are the wishes
Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day
i saw a girl with golden hair
Today, Upon A Bus, I Saw A Girl With Golden Hair. And Wished I Was As Fair. When Suddenly She Rose To Leave, I Saw Her Hobble Down The Aisle. She Had One Leg And Wore A Crutch. But As She Passed, A Smile. Ya Allah, Forgive Me When I…
Your love tastes sweet in my life
Peeled sugar cane tastes sweet upon the lips. Coconut milk tastes sweet on the tongue. Your love tastes sweet in my life. Easing burdens and taking away strife
I LOV THREE THINGS
I LOV THREE THINGS 1….PIZZA 2……PEPSI 3……….U . PIZZA TO EAT . PEPSI TO DRINK . AND U . OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO TO CLEAN THE TABLE
I Am Not Upset That You Lied To Me,
I Am Not Upset That You Lied To Me, I Am Upset Because From Now Onwards I Can’t Believe U…:((
phir kabhi na simtunga you’n bikhar gaya hoo’n mai
dard ki harr ik hadd se ab guzar gaya hoo’n mai phir kabhi na simtunga you’n bikhar gaya hoo’n mai maut bas nahee’n aati rooh k nikalne se sans mujh mai baqi hai phir bhi marr gaya hoo’n mai zindagi mai jitni bhi roshni thi uss se thii mustaqil andhero’n…