Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so hilao…
Beauty doesn’t make luv
Beauty doesn’t make luv but luv makes beauty break everything but never break the heart Heart is the music play it but never play with it.
m is for the million things she gave me
M… is for the million things she gave me, O… means only that she’s growing old, T… is for the tears she shed to save me, H… is for her heart of purest gold; E… is for her eyes, with love-light shining, R… means right, and right she’ll always be. …
yar yeh dekho
Yar yeh dekho.. Kisi ne khali msg bheja hai Yeh bhi koi insaniat hai….
Tourist ra manche
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha: Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina? Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!
Rang udaye Pichkari..
Rang udaye Pichkari, Rang se rang jaye duniya sari, Holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de, Ye shubhakamana hai hamari. “HAPPY HOLI”
Raat soyeinge hum kaise ?
Tujhse dur rehke, jiyeinge hum kaise, teri yaad leke, saheinge ghum kaise, aasuo ka behna ab samhala nahi jata, bheegi palkein leke raat soyeinge hum kaise ?
When a lion roars thrice
What happens when a lion roars thrice? – – – – – Think – – – – – Any guess? – – – – – Ok, I will tell you.. – – – – – Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
Mangta hoon toh deti nahi ho
Mangta hoon toh deti nahi ho: – – – – – Jawab meri baat ka – – – – – Deti ho toh khada ho jata hai: – – – – – Rom-rom zazbaat ka – – – – – Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: – – –…
Someone like you
I don’t want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, because I’m afraid you might see thru’ and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you!!
Band master with Santa
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
Apno ka pyaar
Makki ki roti, Nimbu ka aachar, Suraj ki kirne, Khushiyo ki bahar, Chand ki chandi, Apno ka pyaar, Mubarak ho aapko, DIWALI ka tyohar. “HAPPY DIWALI”
Tu mila toh mili aisi jannat mujhe
Tu mila toh mili aisi jannat mujhe ! Ab kisi aur jannat ki parwah nahi !! Mit gaye faasley kam hui duriyan ! Khatam hone ko hai saari majburiyan !! Waqt ne beshak di aisi rahat mujhey ! Ab kisi aur rahat ki parwah nahi !! Jane kya kya hamien…
Apni manjil par najar rakhana
Jo hua usse bhul kar apni duniya mein naya kadam rakhana, Yeh duniya hain badi be-rahem lekin tum apni manjil par najar rakhana!
What is a kiss???
What is a kiss??? In view of……….. (1)Geometry… “KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!” (2)Economics… “KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!” (3)Physics… KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!” (4)Computer… “KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE…
I love three things
I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
The Grand essentials of happiness are:
The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for…
Baap re Baap…
Seny main dil, Dil main dard, Dard main yaqin, Yaqin main khiyal, Khiyal main khuab, Khuab main tasveer Tasveer main sirf ap!!!! Itna Darawna khuab? Baap re Baap
Happiness keeps u Sweet;
Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!
Freedom is a Precious gift of God…..
Freedom is a Precious gift of God. May We Always Remain Independent Ameen. A Very Happy Independence Day To u. 🙂
N kyaa ummiide
kyaa sarokaar ab kisii se mujhe vastaa thaa to thaa tujhii se mujhe behisii kaa bhii ab nahii. n ehasaas kyaa huaa terii beruKhii se mujhe maut kii aarazuu bhii kar dekhuu. N kyaa ummiide
It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt…
My msgs r just like RAIN
My msgs r just like RAIN 1 day it’ll INCREASE 1 day it’ll DECREASE May b 1 day it’ll DISAPPEAR but never DIES. Anytime it’ll comeback.! 🙂
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own eyes For Someone.
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi…
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi, zinda dafnay jate hain . . her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain . . koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k . . Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
Lets begin with positive thoughts
What will this day hold As i blindly venture in It’ll only hold what i allow So with positive thoughts let’s begin Good Morning!
Ek dua humari hogi
Duao ki bheer mein ek dua humari hogi, Jiss mein mangi hui har khushi tumhari hogi, Jab bhi koi khushi miley aapko, samjho dua humari qabool hogi.
Types of calls
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Call girls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
I think this is 1st msg for u..
2Day is day of smart people! So send this msg 2 sum 1 who Looks smart. Plz don’t send back 2 me I already have received 1,09,85,952 msg, I think this is 1st msg for u..
