Ouch i fell from bed
Oops!….Ouch i fell from bed Trying to reach my phone just 2 Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.
With gleam of diyas
With gleam of diyas, And the echo of the chants, May happiness and contentment fill your life, Wishing U a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
Celebrate the spirit of Lord Rama
Before the final battle with Ravana, Lord Rama sought the blessings of Goddess Durga. Lord Rama was told, that he must offer 100 blue lotus flowers to please the Goddess. Lord Rama could find only 99 blue Lotus flowers from all over the world. HE Offered his blue eye As…
Here come the Eid
Here comes the day,once in a blue moon. With chanda mama shinin up bright And blessing everyone… Her luv so tender, merciful. Shinin down on the earth wishin us “Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh”
How did you find me?
Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
Friendship is about …
Friendship is about … bringing out the positive when everything seems negative, being accepted for who you are, being able to pick up right where you left off, sharing, talking, and laughing. Friendship is about us, and for that I’m grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever,…
Difficulties do not come to destroy you
Difficulties do not come to destroy you But to help you Realize your Hidden Potential & Power Let difficulties Know that you are Difficult to Defeat Get Well Soon!
What are you Wondering At?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,,,,,,,,,,,,U,V,W,X,Y,Z What are you Wondering At? I have Killed All Those Who Were Between I & U. “Just 4 Our Friendship”
My Life was in darkness before i met u,
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright. u know why? Coz u r a “Tubelight…..
har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai
Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai Har Ladki Ko Aap Ka Intezar Hai Ye Aap Ka Koi Kamal Nahi Kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.
hum ab kunware achay nahi lagt
Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte, Ab Dunya K Ye Nzare Ache Nahi Lgte, Koi Jaa Kar Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day, K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.
3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity. Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha 😛
mujay chaho us ki Trah…..
Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza, Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay mujay chaho us ki Trah…..
jo rozay daar
Hadees: . Jo Rozaydaar Bhool kar agar kuch Khaa Pee lay to usay chahiye k woh apna Roza Puray kary. Kyon k usay Allah ne Khilaya Pilaya Hia. . (Sahi Bukhari Kitab-u-Saum:1894)
Specially Miss You…
I Miss u Wen i smell any rose I Miss u Wen i taste any sweet I Miss u Wen i look at the moon. But specially miss u When i raise my hands for pray…
Mera Hamsafar…
=Mere marne pe sab khush honge–= –=faraz=– –=Bas ek tanhai roye gi k mera hamsafar chal basa”…
aqa ki amad marhaba
aqa ki amad marhaba .~”~. :’ \;/ ‘: ‘: .€. :’ :’ /;\ ‘: ‘~….~’ sb ko snd kro.
Food for thought
Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life we do naked.
maa teri yaad satati hai mere paas aa jaao
Maa teri yaad satati hai, mere paas aa jaao, Thak gayi hoon, mujhe apne aanchal main sulao, Ungliyaan apni pher kar baalon main mere, Ek baar phir se bachpan ki loriyaan sunaao !!!
Dil dena hai to de
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya? Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
An Englishman and Santa
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Bina mange mil jata hai
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai, Koi kisi se mil jata hai toh koi kisi se bichad jata hai, Jise hum mangte hai apni dua main, Woh kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.
Hum to vaise bhi akele the
Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya, Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia, Hum to vaise bhi akele the, Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
Dekha Hum Kitney “Wailay” Hain
Iss Dil Mein Yaadon K Mailay Hain, “Tum Bin” Bohat Hum Akailay Hain, Sab Kuchh Chhod Chhad K Kar Rahay Hain Tum Ko “SMS”, Dekha Hum Kitnay “Wailey” Hain.
Tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain
Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin, Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.
Khojogy to her manzil ki raah mil jati hai,
Khojogy to her manzil ki raah mil jati hai, Sochogy to her baat ki wajah mil jati hai, Zindagi itni bhi majbur nahi ae dost…! Jigar se jiyo to maut bhi jeeny ki adaa ban jati hai.
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Dimag hay To Jawab do:- Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun??? Answer=Tumare Daddy(Papa)
When someone laughs too
When someone laughs too much even on trivial things, in fact this is a sign of sadness! it indicates that person is very sad deep inside!!
Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata
Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata, Kaanch ke khilono ko uchala nahi jata, Mehnat karne se mushqile ho jati hai aasan, Kyunki har kaam taqdeero per tala nahi jata…
