never kiss a lady police
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time
usey hum se mohabbat hy
Wo Kehta Hy! Usey Phoolon Ki Chahat Hy ~Magar Jab Phool Khiltey Hain Wo Un Ko Tor Deta Hy, Wo Kehta Hy! Usey Barish Ka Mosam Acha Lagta Hy ~Magar Jab Barish Hoti Hy Wo Afsurda Ho Kar Baith Jata Hy, Wo kehta hy! Hawaayen Ishq Hain Us Ka ~Hawaa…
Tu manya nai k ishq
‘Saahan de wich rachya no wey dila pulana sokha nai J ik ik pal ik sadi jeha ta umar langana sokha nai Suj giya akhiya ro ro k chal tu hi das ki karye Teno aakhya c tu manya nai k ishq handana sokha nai’
Kesa Lgta hy jb Raat k Sannatte me
Kesa Lgta hy jb Raat k Sannatte me Hawa K Jhonkon k Sung Khamoshi se Chalty Hue Koi Chupke se Aaye Ap ko tham le Or Kahe . . . . “Chal UTH putar roza rakh la”
A silent msg for all MUSLIMS..
“Ay kash baras” jaye yahan b “noor ki barish” ..K Emaan kay.. sheeshon pe bari gard jami !……hy……! A silent msg for all MUSLIMS..
If we both exchange one dollar…
If we both exchange one dollar, we have one dollar each. But, if we exchange one good thought, we both have two good thoughts. Asslam alykum gudmorning hav a gud day
Don’t compare love with glass
Don’t compare love with glass Where crack can’t be repaired Compare love with the travel Which doesn’t have any fare.
He saw you without a cute friend
God saw you hungry, he created McDonald He saw you thirsty, he created coke He saw you in dark, he created Light He saw you without a cute friend, he created ME!
Success is never permanent
Success is never permanent and Failure is never final. So always do not stop effort Until your victory makes a history. Good Luck!
Wrap a rainbow of joy
Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart, Let the sun paint a smile on ur face, Remove all clouds of doubt & fear And receive god’s gift of life. Good Morning!
Holi hai bhai..
KUCH DINO BAAD AAP, LAL, PILE, HARE, KALE, HO JAOGE, Ghabrao nahi, Holi hai bhai.. “HAPPY HOLI”
Sacrificing the dresses
2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people. Can u guess who they are? – – – – – Guess – – – – – One is Gandhiji & The other is – – – – – Don’t u know – – – – – She…
Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
Humans fall in love that’s true Cows eat grass that’s Ok But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads That’s incredible – – – – – Still pressing that’s unbelievable
Miss something in life
Life is nothing when we get everything, But life is everything when we miss something in life. Value of Loved ones will be realised in their absence only.
Pura hos manokamana
Tika hos nidhar ma, Jamara hos kanma, Sukha hos pariwar ma, Shanti hos desh ma, Pura hos manokamana, Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064, Ko suvakamana.
Teri dil ki galiyon mein…
Teri dil ki galiyon mein kabhi koi gam na ho, Teri yaad iss dil se kavi kam na ho, Jab tak hai saansein kar lete hain yaad hum bhi, Kal shayad iss jahan mein tumhe yaad karne hum na ho.
May maa durga empower you
May Maa Durga empower you & ur family With her nine swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. Happy Navratras.
Beautiful Thought
We always feel bad & think That good things happen only to “others”, But we forget that we are “others” for someone else.
Happy Eid mubarak
The moon been sight,its time to celebrate, the end of the fasting in a special way. To friends & family a very happy Eid Mubarak!!
Once upon a memory
Once upon a memory, Someone wiped away a tear, Held me close and loved me, Thank you, Mother dear.
A bed of clouds for U to sleep
A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U, May u sleep peacefully thru out the night. “Good Night”
You’ve always been a headache!
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been a headache!
When he is right is LOVER.
A person who surrenders when he is Wrong is HONEST. A person who surrenders when not Sure is WISE. And a person who surrenders when he is Right is LOVER.
Can you see me?
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT! keeP him oN uR naiLs! So iF U Fail iN lovE, don’t breaK uR hearT! JusT cuT thE naiLs! DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
Go here! Go there! Go every where!
Go here! Go there! Go every where! But matter is that take care I want to make u happy Bcoz seeing u smile make me happy
If wishes were flowers
If wishes were flowers I’d send You a big bunch to say…. “Get Well Soon”
If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me
If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words????? Ur Answer Should Be Based On Truth, Reply Me Now
Never ignore someone,
Never ignore someone, Who really cares for u… Bcoz one day u may realize that u have lost A Diammond While u were busy in collecting Stones……
Love meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!