A couple was sitting in garden
A couple was sitting in garden, suddenly the dogs starting kissing each other. Boy: If you don’t mind then I also want to do it? Girl: I don’t have a problem with you doing that but take care, the other dog looks quite dangerous.
sorry for late SMS
Sorry for late SMS Actually police arrested me for killing a girl I swear I didn’t kill her I just asked her ,”will u marry me?” and woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
sweet song
May God give you… For every storm a rainbow, for every tear a smile, for every care a promise and a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, a faithful friend to share, for every sigh a sweet song and an answer for each prayer.”
aftar
Assalam-o-Alaikum! Aap ko Aur Apke Ghar Walon ko . . . . . . . . . . . . Allah Hi Po0chy Ga, Ik Bar Bhi Aftaar Pe Nahi Bulaya!
When you carry the Quraan…
When you carry the Quraan Shaytaan has a headache, when you open it he collapses, When he sees you reading it, he faints. When you are about to forward this message to others the Shaytaan will discourage you, but forward it anyway, and DONT let him stop you…
When my arms can’t reach people…
When my arms can’t reach people who r close to me I always grip them wid my prayers May ALLAH grant u what ur heart desires n keep u happy Always.
Always stay connected…
Good Relations Are Like Needles of clock, They only meet for Sometime but Always stay connected.
4 facts…
4 facts 1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain 2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. 3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati 4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
You’re the air that I breath,
You’re the air that I breath, You’re the words that I read, You’re the light that I see and, Your love is all that I need.
mum the special memories the warm hugs
Mum, The special memories, the warm hugs. You’re the one person in the world who I love with all my heart. Thank you for being so encouraging towards all my hopes and dreams. I can’t say in words how much you mean to me! Thank you for all the support…
Never get upset
Eyes are not meant for tears and heart is not meant for fear, Never get upset but always cheer Bcoz you are the one who can make people smile for years. Good morning
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar..
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai, Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar, Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
Musibat aane wali hai
Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Answer: Taki Husband ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane wali hai!
Sardars in a railway station.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” “No,” answers the railway man. “Can I?” asks Gani Singh.
Hoth keh nahi sakte
Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye, is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka, ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye.
Hichkiyon ka aana
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hai, Koi humain yaad kar ke khud ko rulata hai, Dil nahi samajhta magar yeh toh such hai, Shiddat se yaad humain bhi koi aata hai..
Don’t expect anything from anyone
In life, don’t expect anything from anyone. Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain. When you get something without expecting it, It gives you pleasure. Keep doing your part And leave the rest to God.
Which is the Sensitive Organ?
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? …guesss what ? Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong “Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.
Luv u more
I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.
Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too.
Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you “HELLO” and wishing you to be safe all the time.
It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect…
It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other
Ane wala Kal Tumhara Hai..
Ane wala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rahega.. Us per Tumhara Hi Haq hai.. SochoKyon? . . . Kyon k kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel
Pehchan kaun?
;****; o( @..@ )o “(—)” Pehchan kaun? Bandar bhi nahi, Monkey bhi nahi, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai re. 🙂
As the day turns into night,
As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night
Our life is full of Colors….
Our life is full of Colors…. I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life.. !!!!Happy Independence Day!!!!
There’s 0ne sad
There’s One Sad Truth In Life I’ve Found While Journeying East And West – The Only Folks We Really Wound Are Those We Love The Best.
Style of break up
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and get lost
Meri har khushi Tere Nam ho,
Meri har khushi Tere Nam ho, Teri har Ghami Mere Nam ho, Meri chahton k Mehrban, Meri zindgi Tere Nam ho, Teri har ada pe ho jaon fida, Teri har Nazar ko slam ho, Main Hans k pi loon ga Zehr b, Jo Teray hathon ka jam ho, Sirf aap…