Oye hans kyun raha hai?
Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha, aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sheikh: Shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda! !
muskarahat hai husan kaa zevar
bolaa karo bulaayaa karo aap kaa ghar hai aayaa jaayaa karo muskurahaT hai husn kaa zevar Dhataa hai muskuraayaa karo
jo log jaan buujh ke naadaan ban gaye
jo log jaan buujh ke naadaan ban gaye meraa Khayaal hai ki vo insaan ban gaye ham hashr me.n gaye magar kuchh na puuchhiye vo jaan buujh kar vahaa
zamanay se suna tha k
Zamanay se suna tha k muhabbat haar jati hai Jo chahat ek tarfa ho wo chahat haar jati hai Kahin par dua ka ik lafz bhi asar kar jata hai Kahin barson ki ibadat haar jati hai Mohabbat kab kisi ko dushmani ka dars deti hai Mohabbat ki baazi mein…
Chand sitaaron se kyaa puchhuu
chaa.Nd sitaaro.n se kyaa puchhuu. kab din mere phirate hai. vo to bechaare Khud hai.n bhikaarii Dere Dere phirate hai.n jin galiyo.n me.n ham ne sukh kii sej pe raate.n kaaTii thii.n un galiyo.n me.n vyaakul hokar saa.Njh savere phirate hai.n
He done his work
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!
Agar aap itnae pyaare na hotay.
Khamoosh raat ke pehloo mein sitarae nahi hotay, In rukhi aankhon mein rangeen nazare nahi hotay, Hum bhi na kartae parwah, Agar aap itnae pyaare na hotay.
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya
Jab bhi kanjusi ka oscar ka nomination aayega, Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega, Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya, To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega miss you
Dunya se jaraha hon chupa k kafan main mon
Dunya se jaraha hon chupa k kafan main mon Afsos bad marne k aye haya mujhay…
Teri yaadoon ki mehak
Teri yaadoon ki mehak Saath liye akser hum Door khawaboo ke janzeere mein utar jate hain Kyun ke main janti hon Hum aur tum Sirf khawaboo mein hi mil saktey hain Maine socha hai iss baar tumhare humara Aik aisi jaga utroongi Aur tumhain apne paas bitha kar Aankho mein…
Sharam aani chahiye
Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
Suna hai khuda ke darbar se
Suna hai khuda ke darbar se Kutch farishtey farar ho gaye Kutch to vapas chale gaye Aur kutch hamare yaar ho gaye!
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha
Zahen ki dehleez par yaadon ka nanha sa chiraagh Raat bhar tere liye jalta raha bujhta raha
Open the zip and do
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman : Good evening, how do u do? Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Dard Se hai Rishta Mera,
Dard Se hai Rishta Mera, khushi Mere Naseeb Mein Kahan, Humse Koi Pyar Kare Itne Hum Khush naseeb Kahan.
Teri taswir nazar aayi
Jab jab tumse milne ki tabdeer nazar aayi, Aihsaas k pairoon taley janjeer nazar aayi, Jab gaur kiya apne gidte hue asqoon pe, Har ashq pe mujhe teri taswir nazar aayi.
Lonely
Each moments is empty, My nights are lonely. Come and hold me, The destiny awaits you. Turn back and take a look now. Such a meeting may or may not happen again. To tell you what I mean is? You are everything for me? Please, come to me… I am…
Luck is like a lift
Hard work is like the stairs And luck is like a lift, Lift may fail sometimes, But whatever may be the occasion, Stairs will always get you to the top.
Love of a friend
THE LOVE of a friend knows no boundaries, No limits, just endless LOVE &CARE!
You r selected
Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
Never forget to brush daily
Smile is a source to win a heart… Smile is a name of lovely mood… Smile creates greatness in personality… So never forget to Brush daily… Good Morning…
Everything is u my sweet
My whole Life kept at your feet Really you become my Heart beat My everything is you my SWEET If you avoid me my soul will quit Then you can see me in 6×3 pit
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!!
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!! OO! GOD I DO NOT ASKTHING FOR ME I want something 4 my mother JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LOOKING SON_IN_LAW!
inteha aaj ishq k kar di
inteha aaj ishq ki kar di – aap ke naam jindagi kar di – -inteha aaj ishq ki kar di- tha andhera garib khaane mein – aap ne aake roshani kar di – denewaale ne unako husn diya – aur ata mujhe aashiqi kar di –
kuch khona kuch paana
Kuch khona kuch paana chalata rehata hai – saanson ka afsaana chalata rehata hai – Kuch khona kuch paana chalata rehata hai-
kabi nafrat kabi dil dukhaty hain log
kabi nafrat kabi dil dukhaty hain log. malom nahi kya chahty hai log. hamien to dushmano pr b taras aata hai . najany aapno ko kaisy sataty hain log
bina kahe hi
Bina kahe hi mera har dard jaan leta hai.. Mujse le kar meri yaaden sambhal rakhta hai…
God gave you a body
God gave you a body that can stand almost evreything, its your mind you have to convince.”
i know the price of success
I know the price of success: dedication, hard work and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.